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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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