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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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