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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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