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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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