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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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