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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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