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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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