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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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