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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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