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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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