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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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