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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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