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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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