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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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