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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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