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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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