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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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