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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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