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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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