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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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