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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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