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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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