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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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