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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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