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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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