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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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