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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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