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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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