Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.