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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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