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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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