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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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