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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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