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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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