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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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