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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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