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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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