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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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