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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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