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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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