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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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