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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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