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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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