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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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