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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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