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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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