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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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