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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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