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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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