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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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