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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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