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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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