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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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