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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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